Jeu
Gag Me with a Spoon
Defeat the DRAGON with a WOODEN SPOON.
28
pts
Chekhov's Hot Dogs
Find a way to USE HOT DOGS.
18
pts
A Colossal Mistake
STEVE falls into a CHASM.
14
pts
STEVE has dysentery.
Now it's a true adventure!
14
pts
Nice Guy
Don't bad mouth STEVE for an entire playthrough.
13
pts
Save the CPU
12
pts
Doordash
Deliver a SANDWICH to the PRINCESS.
11
pts
Hopeless Romantic
Treat the TROLL to a romantic evening.
11
pts
Ass
Tell STEVE he is an ass.
10
pts
Terrible Odds
10
pts
Love, Mom
9
pts
Do Not Pass Go
Send STEVE to JAIL.
8
pts
Fatherhood
STEVE adopts a BABY.
7
pts
Hero
6
pts
Ooga Booga
You DO THING.
4
pts
Unlockable Cosmetics
Looking spiffy, STEVE!
4
pts
Save the Princess
4
pts
A Very Long Tutorial
4
pts
Popcorn?
4
pts
Touch Grass
Go OUTSIDE.
4
pts
New Game++
4
pts
Wingman
Help STEVE get laid.
3
pts
Seriously?!
3
pts
Arm Wrestling
STEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.
2
pts
Murderhobo
STEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
2
pts
Win TavernQuest
STEVE wins the game!
2
pts
New Game+
2
pts
Dragonslayer
STEVE valiantly slays the DRAGON.
2
pts
Game within a Game within a Game
STEVE plays a game within your game.
2
pts
Certificate of Tutorial Completion
Officially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.
2
pts
Exterminator
Why does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?
1
pts
Welcome
Send a WELCOME message to STEVE.
1
pts