Jeu
Certified Masochist
Finish hard mode
20
pts
EEEH? EASY MODE?
Finish easy mode
19
pts
Cosmonaut
Reach a new planet
18
pts
Make it hail
Receive a bit donation
17
pts
Game Secret
Find the game secret
17
pts
Persistent one aren't you.
Die 1000 times
17
pts
Heavy Handed
Pass a level holding space
15
pts
MEAT IS MURDER
Commit infanticide
14
pts
Speed Demon
Finish any level under 10 seconds
13
pts
GOOFY GOOBER YEAH
Get the maximum amount of hotdogs
12
pts
Just Give Up
Die 100 times on the same level
11
pts
Use a controller
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
10
pts
Secret Level
Make poor life choices
8
pts
Necropolis
Die 50 times on the same level
6
pts
Tappity Tap
Attempt to rage quit
4
pts
Dead Stop
Come to a complete stop
3
pts
Check Perscription
Unable to follow read instructions
3
pts
The Master
Pass a level without dying
3
pts
Keep It Real
Die 100 times
3
pts
Training Wheels Come Off
Pass level 3
2
pts
Was it good for you?
Die within 3 seconds of a level
2
pts
Graveyard
Die 10 times on the same level
1
pts
Get Donged
Hit the edge of a platform
1
pts
I swear that never happens
Die before entering the level
1
pts
Oxygen Thief
Die on the easiest level
1
pts