Do Not Feed the Monkeys

Tarsius amazonius

Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.

Aotus televisibus

They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.

Papio stellaris

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

Mandrillus collector major

Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.

Callimico oviparus

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Hylobates silensis

The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.

Mandrillus lupus

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

Lepilemur poopoo

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

Pongo lostintranslansis

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

Aotus chauffeurii

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

Propithecus molli

Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.

Cebus smilenis

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

Gorilla clubensis major

The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.

Mandrillus collector medus

Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.

Microcebus nudensis

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

Colobus express

Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.

Allocebus darwiniana

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Mandrillus collector minor

Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.

Lemur wylonii major

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Galago cholesterolus

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

Colobus corsarii

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Prebytis freedonius

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Lemur wylonii vulgaris

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Gorilla clubensis medus

Very obedient and very helpful primates.

Hapalemur dolarii

They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.

Lemur wylonii medus

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

Macaco doctoriensis

Ateles pencilianus

Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.

Petterus supermegafan

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

Mandrillus barfii

Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.

Macaco masteriensis

Gorilla clubensis minor

Obedient and helpful primates.

Macaco amateurensis