Paddle Battle

Wall Dodge (Pro)

You lasted 45 seconds without being pushed off the screen! You win at this.

Slow Ball-er (Pro)

You defended your goal against the slow balls for a minute! Daaaaaaaaaaaaang!

Slow Ball-er (Expert)

You defended your goal against the slow balls for 45 seconds! Gosh, you're great!

Speed Racer (Pro)

You won a 3 or 4 player race in under 30 seconds! You probably cheated!

Fireball Survivor (Pro)

You avoided fireballs for over 40 seconds! WOW!

If You're Not Red You're Dead

Player 3 won the game!

Slow Ball-er (Rookie)

You defended your goal against the slow balls for 30 seconds!

Don't Underestimate the Yellow Fellow

Player 4 won the game!

Shut Out!

Nobody else got any points... How embarrassing!

Speed Racer (Expert)

You won a race in under 45 seconds! Wow so fast great job!

Wall Dodge (Expert)

You lasted 40 seconds without being pushed off the screen! Whoa

Fireball Survivor (Expert)

You avoided fireballs for over 30 seconds! Look at you! Great job!

It's Easy Being Green

Player 2 won the game!

Wall Dodge (Rookie)

You lasted 35 seconds without being pushed off the screen!

Always Blue!

Player 1 won the game!

Speed Racer (Rookie)

You won a race in under a minute!

Fireball Survivor (Rookie)

You avoided fireballs for over 20 seconds!

Thanks For Playing!

You started playing Paddle Battle! Look at how much you've achieved already!