Epic Battle Fantasy 5

Retro Gamer

Beat the Arcade Boss Rush at Matt's house on Epic difficulty.

Card Shark

Collect all 50 monster cards. Huh? Some of these are just normal animals and household objects...!?

Epic Trio

Beat the 3-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Epic Duo

Beat the 2-Player Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Mega Boss Slayer

Beat the Mega Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Endgame

Reach wave 30 in the Endless Battle.

Deathbringer

Beat the Foe Marathon on Epic difficulty.

Miniboss Slayer

Beat the Miniboss Rush on Epic difficulty.

Boss Slayer

Beat the Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.

EBF4 No More

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 4 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Ultimate Hero

Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.

Bow Master

Complete the Battle Arena with Anna on Epic difficulty.

Shooting Range

Complete the Battle Arena with Lance on Epic difficulty.

Super Sa*yan

Defeat the strongest being in the universe on Epic difficulty.

Cat Attack

Complete the Battle Arena with NoLegs on Epic difficulty.

EBF3 Clear

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 3 simulations on Epic difficulty.

10M Damage

Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!

Game Collector

Complete all of the hidden arcade games. This unlocks the boss rush at Matt's house.

Wizard Battle

Complete the Battle Arena with Natalie on Epic difficulty.

Extreme Difficulty

Defeat any boss with all challenge options enabled. Epic difficulty not recommended, but you can try it if you're bored.

EBF2 Through

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 2 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Solo Swordsman

Complete the Battle Arena with Matt on Epic difficulty.

Paper Shredder

Defeat the Greenwood Library bosses on Epic difficulty.

Purifying Flame

Defeat the dark priestess on Epic difficulty.

Demon Hunter

Defeat the horned demon on Epic difficulty.

Dust to Dust

Defeat the hungry golem on Epic difficulty.

Twisted Metal

Defeat the killer android on Epic difficulty.

New Strats

Win 30 battles with the "More Foe Resistance" and "Less Player Resistance" challenge options enabled.

Adventure Remix

Start a new Custom Game with any settings, and get to Greenwood Village. It's just like the normal game, but fresher!

EBF1 Done

Beat both Epic Battle Fantasy 1 simulations on Epic difficulty.

Retaliation

Win 30 battles with the "Counter-Attacking Foes" challenge option enabled. These foes aren't just going to sit there and take a beating!

Critical Condition

Get a triple critical hit, with the power of status effects! (check which ones increase your critical hit chance)

Quest Completionist

Complete 40 quests for NPCs. You'll need to complete some of the holiday quests too.

Sixth Sense

Find 200 secret treasures - there's a lot more than that, but let's stay reasonable!

Gotta Catch 'em All

Capture 151 different foes. This game won't actually make you catch all of them, but there was a time when 151 was considered impressive.

Determination

Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.

Nuclear Holocaust

Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.

No Respawns

Defeat the Crystal Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Fry, You Fools

Defeat Vulcan on Epic difficulty.

Triple Death

Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Golden God

Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.

Drill Breaker

Defeat Neon Valhalla on Epic difficulty.

Gladiators

Complete the Battle Arena with all players on any difficulty.

Burning Soul

Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.

Catastrophe

Defeat Telperion on Epic difficulty.

Real Deal

Defeat all 5 bosses in the Temple of Trials, on any difficulty.

1M Damage

Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!

History Lessons

Beat all simulations on the B2 floor in the Data Bunker, on any difficulty.

List of Fame

Spend a minute or two watching the credits roll by. A lot of people were involved in the making of this game!

Forgotten Myths

Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.

Double Trouble

Defeat Sól and Skadi on Epic difficulty.

Booty Burglar

Open 600 treasure chests. Not even the developer knows exactly how many there are.

Reformat

Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...

Trading Cards

Collect 25 monster cards. Maybe they'll be valuable someday. But maybe not.

The Cat King

Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.

Seduction

Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.

Tunnel Vision

Find all of the treasure chests in the underground labyrinth. (Not counting any rooms!)

Bash the Fash

Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.

Firewood

Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.

Dungeon Crawler

Defeat all 5 mega bosses in their optional dungeons, on any difficulty.

World Saved?

Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.

Pop Eye

Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.

Secret World

Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?

Nice Guy

Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.

Uncharted Islands

Sail south of the map, across the Great Sea, to discover exciting new lands!

Quest Cuck

Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.

Cartographer

Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.

Book Worm

Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!

Family Roots

Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.

Eagle Eye

Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!

Epidemic

Let everyone on the battlefield become infected with the virus status. Probably not a viable strategy for most fights...

Video Games

Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.

Unlimited Blade Works

Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.

Best Customer

Buy everything in the equipment shop. Maybe some new stuff will appear during certain months...?

None Are Free

Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.

Chest Grabber

Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.

Child Minder

Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.

Code Breaker

Discover one of several secret codes.

Secret Farm

Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.

Public Servant

Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.

Give 100%

Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.

Alien Landscape

Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.

Secret Soundboard

Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.

EXP Pipeline

Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.

100K Damage

Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!

X-Ray Goggles

Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)

Generic Holiday

Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)

Out of Bounds

Find a hidden arcade machine. You're pretty sure it wasn't there before.

River Rapids

Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.

Boss's Boss

Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.

Dim Depths

The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.

Squishy

Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...

Arctic Expedition

Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.

Like a Bird

Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!

RIP in Peace

Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.

None Are Safe

Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.

Treasure Hunter

Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.

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Helping Hand

Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.

What Game?

Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.

Cat Person

Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.

Swamped

I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.

Fog of War

Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.

Where's Satan?

Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.

Unusual Torture

Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.

Party Hard

A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.

Upgrade Complete

Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!

Owned

Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.

10K Damage

Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.

Uncontrollable Hunger

Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.

Back Attack

What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!

Berzerker's Rage

Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.

Second Chance

Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!

Sometimes Invincible

Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.

Over the Wall

Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.

Bonus Skills

Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.

Disarmed

Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.

Art Connoisseur

View a fine piece of framed artwork.

Not Pok*mon

Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.

Freebie

Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.

Beast Tamer

Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.

Confusion

Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.

Cooling Off

And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.

Slip 'n' Slide

Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.

1K Damage

Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.

Roid Rage

Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.

Conductive Status

Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.

No Mercy

Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.

Instant Knowledge

Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.

Mercy

Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.

Slave Trader

Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.

Limits Broken

Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!

Wandering Out

Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.