Space Food Truck

Long Distance Dragon Slayer

Complete an online game on Dragon Sweat.

Hometown Dragon Slayer

Complete a local game on Dragon Sweat.

Long Distance Hero

Complete an online game on Thai Hot or harder.

Hometown Hero

Complete a local game on Thai Hot or harder.

Well, I'm out of ideas.

Unlock every node in the Scientist's lab.

Long Distance Pro

Complete an online game on Medium or harder.

Hometown Pro

Complete a local game on Medium or harder.

Masters of the Universe

Finish the game on Medium or harder with at least 3HP.

Not Today, Cap'n

Dodge a space pirate attack.

Long Distance Novice

Complete an online game on Mild or harder.

Not Today, Spacetime

Escape a deep space time bubble.

Hometown Novice

Complete a local game on Mild or harder.

I heard you like Power Gloves.

Draw a Power Glove using a Power Glove.

Ride Pimped

Max out your ship's FTL and Shields.

You should've just used a diplomabot.

Resolve an All Hands on Deck crisis without using a diplomabot.

Hand Over Fist

Retrieve one claw from your discards with another.

Full House

Reach your hand maximum of 8 cards.

Deloused

Destroy 3 Vexyls in a single turn.

Not So Terrifying

Shoo the monster back into the vents.

That town from Footloose had a point.

Keep the chef's destructive dancing in check.

We can't crack a window.

Filter your stinky FTL drive.

Burns So Good

Heroically dive into a shower of hot coffee.

Long Circuiting

Keep the shields from Short Circuiting.

Bomb Squad

Prevent the Engineer from going BOOM!

Problem Solver

Resolve two interpersonal crises in a single turn.

Space Custodian

Clean up some irresponsibly jettisoned Sludge.

HEY! LISTEN!

Wake a sleeping traveler from a Bad Dream.