Jeu
The Right Way
Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
26
pts
"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"
20
pts
"Oh Rusty Anchor"
19
pts
"Stop showing off for the girl!"
19
pts
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
17
pts
"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."
9
pts
"It shone, pale as bone..."
8
pts
"...so large"
7
pts
"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"
7
pts
"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
7
pts
"Oh, Lola..."
7
pts
"Manuel! Is everything okay?"
6
pts
"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."
6
pts
"Consider it an homage."
6
pts
"Happy trails, Captain."
5
pts
Year 4
Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
5
pts
"Save your breath..."
5
pts
"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"
5
pts
"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"
5
pts
"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"
5
pts
"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
5
pts
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."
5
pts
Year 3
Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
5
pts
*sniff* *sniff*
5
pts
"I wasn't always this color!"
5
pts
"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."
5
pts
Year 2
Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
4
pts
"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."
4
pts
"Manny, we've given up. All of us."
4
pts
"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"
4
pts
"We're straight stingers, you know?"
4
pts
"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"
4
pts
"Well, maybe just a sip..."
4
pts
"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."
3
pts
"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"
3
pts
"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."
3
pts
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"
3
pts
"We only have one mop."
3
pts
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."
3
pts
Year 1
Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
3
pts
"Precisamente, amigo."
2
pts
"Join or Die! Again!"
2
pts
"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"
2
pts
"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."
2
pts
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"
2
pts
"Lousy bony fingers!"
2
pts
"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."
2
pts