Jeu
The Right Way
Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this achievement.
26
pts
"Oh Rusty Anchor"
20
pts
"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"
20
pts
"Stop showing off for the girl!"
19
pts
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
17
pts
"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."
9
pts
"It shone, pale as bone..."
8
pts
"...so large"
7
pts
"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"
7
pts
"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"
7
pts
"Oh, Lola..."
7
pts
"Manuel! Is everything okay?"
6
pts
"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."
6
pts
"Consider it an homage."
6
pts
"Happy trails, Captain."
5
pts
Year 4
Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.
5
pts
"Save your breath..."
5
pts
"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"
5
pts
"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"
5
pts
"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"
5
pts
"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."
5
pts
"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."
5
pts
Year 3
Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.
5
pts
*sniff* *sniff*
5
pts
"I wasn't always this color!"
5
pts
"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."
5
pts
Year 2
Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.
4
pts
"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."
4
pts
"Manny, we've given up. All of us."
4
pts
"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"
4
pts
"We're straight stingers, you know?"
4
pts
"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"
4
pts
"Well, maybe just a sip..."
4
pts
"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."
3
pts
"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"
3
pts
"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."
3
pts
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"
3
pts
"We only have one mop."
3
pts
"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."
3
pts
Year 1
Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.
3
pts
"Precisamente, amigo."
2
pts
"Join or Die! Again!"
2
pts
"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"
2
pts
"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."
2
pts
"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"
2
pts
"Lousy bony fingers!"
2
pts
"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."
2
pts