Majestic Nights

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security

Cruisin' Together

Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi

Best. Coverstory. EVER.

Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.

Tactical Withdrawal

Kill no villagers in the Ambush

Art Appreciation class

Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.

Insert 'lion' pun here

Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole

Evil not-so-dead

Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.

Eavesdrop I

Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller

Global Thermonuclear War

Try to play games on the computer

Sharing Is Caring

See ya Later...

Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole

Musical appreciation

Frisky Business

Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple

Collateral Damage

Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush

Urinal World of Hurt

Survive the bathroom encounter

...But it was all a dream!

Made it through mystical tent.

When you gotta go...

Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.

But That Trick Never works!

Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.

Eavedrop II

Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices

Dead end. Get it?

Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole

I Have No Recollection Of That

Inspect the DC9

Re-cheevo

You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?

The Truth Is In Here

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

Jukebox Odd Docs

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

Find Your Centre

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.

Where you're going, you don't need... Your things

You left your office without getting your stuff.

Poor ol' Jerry

You learned about Jerry's miserable life.

Rutabaga/Arugula

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

Media Relations

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

Air America

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

Rear Window

You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's

Cardholder's Wall of Crazy

You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.

You spent it all in one place

You gave the nickles to the bum.

Media Unrelations

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

Callie's got a gun

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Elevator Action

You took the elevator to the basement

It's Not Paranoia...

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

Use the radio to divert attention of guards.

These belong in a museum!

You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.

Passed it to the left hand side

Spoke to the Cowboy

Nancy Would Be Disappointed

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

Blasphemy!

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

Don't spend it all in one place

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.

The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.

"Put some goddamn clothes on!"

You killed the Underpants Warrior

Cinephile

You looked at the posters. We love you.

Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!

You won at Majestic Night-ing.

Basement Dweller Extermination

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.

Sneaky Bastard

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.

Low Blow

You hit Chuck where it counts.

The Inspectinator

You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.