8BitMMO

Braiiiiins

Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).

Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one

Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)

Reward Hunter

Find thirty reward blocks.

Reach Level 5

Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.

Options Hero

Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.

Not forever alone

Be popular and admired.

Reward Searcher

Find fifteen reward blocks.

Be the Developer

Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.

/credits

Pretend to read the credits.

Trade

Complete a trade with another player.

Important Wiki Edits

Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.

Model Citizen

Join a town.

Hoarder

Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.

Reach Level 4

WOOOOO!!!!

You should probably get tested

After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.

Reward Scavenger

Find five reward blocks.

Please hang up and try again

Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.

Dragon Builder

Finish all of Draco's quests.

When you are Potato, anything is possible!

Become potato for great glory of national party!

Reach Level 3

Woo!!

Reward Finder

Find one reward block.

Placer of Blocks

Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.

Reach Level 2

Woo!

Game Over

You lose at MMO.