Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet

Atomic backstab

Multiplayer: Deal at least 800 damage to a fellow wizard in one attack.

No respect for personal space

Multiplayer: Telefrag a fellow wizard.

Surpassing the Master

Defeat Grampa the Gray.

Green wins by doing nothing

Multiplayer: Have the green wizard never die or cast a single spell and still win the stage.

Critical existence failure

Blow yourself up with a regular self-targeted spell.

Out to get you

Get killed by your own staff.

You and your friends are dead

Multiplayer: Have a team of four wizards all die.

Black comedy gold

Let a Seagal die from Oil.

Party trick

Get blown to bits and have your staff get stuck in the ground pole-first.

The yellow wizard always dies

Multiplayer: Have the yellow wizard die first in a stage's very first encounter.

Legendary demise

Suffer at least 5000 damage in one blow.

Go out with a bang

Cast Supernova.

Extra style bonus

Explode so hard that your staff makes 3 full rotations before landing.

Badass

Win a stage by blowing every single enemy to bits.

Spectacular demise

Suffer at least 1000 damage in one blow.

The weakest link

Multiplayer: Die at least twice as often as all your teammates combined.

Goddess buster

Defeat Helsdottir.

Paranoid

Imbue a personal barrier with three different elements.

The detentaclenator

Defeat the Dark Young.

Badbutt

Win a stage without ever using the Life element.

Whack-a-shark

Kill a Land Shark with a Thunder bolt.

An ice lady

Defeat Disa.

Knock your block off

Get decapitated.

"Whoops"

Multiplayer: Kill a fellow wizard.

Oblivious to the elements

Die from a stage hazard.

Sudden demise

Suffer at least 500 damage in one blow.

Passing the moose test

Defeat the Elk Dragon.

Interactive paradox

Unlock this achievement to unlock this achievement.

Chunky salsa

Gib three enemies in one second.

Tonight we dine on crab soup

Defeat the Big Friendly Crab.

Your only friend

Purchase a familiar.