Jeu
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
33
pts
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
32
pts
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
32
pts
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
30
pts
Ode to Eddings
30
pts
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
29
pts
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
28
pts
PooMasher
27
pts
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
27
pts
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
26
pts
Hobo Sexual
26
pts
Ladies Love Cake
26
pts
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
24
pts
Gary vs. The K. Man
24
pts
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
24
pts
BioShocked
Spent $2000 on vending machines.
23
pts
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
22
pts
Dick Message
22
pts
Ape Gape
22
pts
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
22
pts
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
21
pts
SCREW that game!
21
pts
Gettin DP'd
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
21
pts
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
20
pts
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
19
pts
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
18
pts
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
18
pts
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
18
pts
Ginger Mint
17
pts
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
17
pts
Cesar Millan is Very Happy
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
16
pts
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
16
pts
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
15
pts
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
14
pts
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
12
pts
Señor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
12
pts
John Rambo'd!
12
pts
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
12
pts
Found 'em faster than GWB
12
pts
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
11
pts
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
11
pts
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
11
pts
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
11
pts
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
11
pts
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
10
pts
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
10
pts
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 10 people in the balls.
10
pts
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
10
pts
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
10
pts
There's always money in the banana stand
10
pts
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
10
pts
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
9
pts
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
8
pts
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
8
pts
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
8
pts
You are not alone
7
pts
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
7
pts
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
7
pts
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
7
pts
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
7
pts
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
6
pts
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
6
pts
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
6
pts
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
5
pts
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
5
pts
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
5
pts
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
5
pts
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
5
pts
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
5
pts
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
5
pts
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
4
pts
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
4
pts
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
4
pts
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
3
pts
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
3
pts
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
3
pts
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
3
pts
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
3
pts
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
3
pts
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
3
pts
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
3
pts
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
2
pts
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
2
pts
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
2
pts
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
2
pts
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
2
pts
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
2
pts
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
2
pts
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
1
pts