Drunken Robot Pornography

I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body.

Completed The Hive without taking any damage.

Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.

Received 8+ other achievements.

Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one!

Received 7+ other achievements.

I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one.

Received 6+ other achievements.

I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain.

Completed Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage.

I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills.

Completed the game on any difficulty level.

I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants.

We're not telling. Ask your mother.

I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage.

Completed I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage.

I Sang Along!

How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway?

Destroyed a Titan without having lost any health.

Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill?

You have destroyed your first Titan.