Slaycation Paradise

Life's hard

You've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast.

Burning Plastic

Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire.

Sightseeing - Terra Feralis

You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger!

Living life on easy mode

You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty.

Sightseeing - Hell

You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually.

Sightseeing - Hicksville

You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done!

Not Chuchuk

Discovered the Stallions secret...

The First Rule

Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee.

Haemo-Bogan

Killed 300 Ferals with explosives.

Sightseeing - New Amsterdam

You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting.

First Class upgrade

A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots.

Like a BOSS

Killed 10 boss class enemies.

Services To Humanity

Drove off Disco Mime 3 times.

Business Class upgrade

A Business Class ticket allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful.

Sightseeing - Metro Mexicano

You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo!

Sightseeing - Metagate E36

You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36.

Toot Toot

Discovered the haunted train whistle.

Premium Economy upgrade

You've upgraded to Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists.

Cleared Orientation

You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket.