Jeu
Gotta Got 'Em All
Insult every object you can with your "Got 'ems"
48
pts
Speed Demon
Complete Part 1 in less than 30 minutes without saving.
48
pts
Desperate Times
Ask every person you possibly can out to prom.
45
pts
Project Runway
Collect every costume.
40
pts
Burned By Bernie
Listen to every one of Bernie's "Prune Swirl" insults.
36
pts
Lost Prophet
Find every Jesus.
24
pts
A Bushy Tale
Listen to the Bush's tragic story.
20
pts
Locker Stalker
Open every Kickstarter Backer locker in the school.
19
pts
PermaPeeper
Look at every Permanent Record in the Principal's Office.
18
pts
Survivalist
Find both Ted Bear locations in Part 1.
15
pts
Judge A Book By Its Cover
Learn about 30 different library book titles.
15
pts
Back In My Day
Listen to all of Grandpa TieGuy's stories.
14
pts
Die Of Boredom
Stand in one location without moving for 20 minutes.
13
pts
Chill Out
Learn about 10 different ice cream flavors from Dr. Scoops.
12
pts
Freaky Flasher
Remain completely nude for at least 10 minutes.
11
pts
Coming Clean
Find Señor Cleanfist.
11
pts
The World Can Wait
Complete all optional sidequests.
10
pts
Distraction With Action
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch get into a fight.
8
pts
The Most Beautiful Thing I've Ever Seen
Stare at a bag blowing in the wind.
7
pts
Pummeling Puffs
Trick Patty into believing Ms. Puffs stole her lunch, then witness the beatdown.
6
pts
Don't Slurp That
Give a condom to a boy in need.
6
pts
Puny Express
Mail out Gertie's scathing letter.
6
pts
Creepy Peepy Boy
Gain access to the girl's locker room.
6
pts
Jeremiah 29:12
Convince someone that you're God.
4
pts
Third Wheel
Return the signed prom letter to Crystal.
4
pts
Marriage Counselor
Help the Janitor by ruining Beverly's date.
4
pts
Your Lemons Suck
Get a pre-order for Lemon Abe’s Lemon-Flavored “Lemonade” Type Drink
4
pts
A Long Road Ahead
Complete Chapter 1.
4
pts
Eye For Detail
Use the retinal scanner in the Secret Lab.
4
pts
Mission Impassable
Reveal hidden lasers in the Secret Lab.
4
pts
Blue Shirted Eye Grabber
Acquire the lab technician's eyeball.
4
pts
Look Ma, I Can Fly!
Perform an aerial escape to avoid the bullies.
4
pts
Blue Brailles
Deliver porn to Stevie Shades.
4
pts
Chick'n Coop
Get credit card signature from Mothercluck’n Chick’n customer.
4
pts
Mission Permission
Forge a signature on the permission slip.
4
pts
Juvenile Delinquent
Get arrested.
4
pts
Send Nudes
Deliver Grandma's racy photos to Bernie.
4
pts
Operation Intrude n313
Sneak into Golden Haze.
3
pts
Every Town Has An Elm Street
Find a nightmarish costume.
3
pts
Hobo Habitat
Give Hobo Moe a new home.
3
pts
My Girl
Get rid of the wasp nest.
3
pts
Get To Know Shark Dad
Have a conversation with Shark Dad.
3
pts
Printer Pal
Fix Grandma's printer.
3
pts
Huff The Magic Dragon
Give Mark Hufferman a new marker.
3
pts
Scarred For Life
Give Drug Dealer some scar cream.
3
pts
Ready For Rod
Get a free pizza from Rod's Thick Pizza.
3
pts
About Damn Time
Return overdue book to librarian.
2
pts
Rope-A-Dope
Retrieve the rope in the school gymnasium.
2
pts
Distraction With Attraction
Distract Patty by making Starsky & Hutch fall in love.
2
pts
Guerilla Marketer
Post all of Sawyer's flyers in the school.
2
pts
Locker Blocker
Get access to your locker.
2
pts
Hoochaholic
Deliver all the supplies for making fine toilet wine.
2
pts
Hurt Me More
Catch Mr. Murphy in his S&M outfit.
1
pts
Not So Permanent After All
Alter your permanent record.
1
pts
Participation Award
Here you go! You deserve it! Everyone deserves it!
1
pts