LITTLE STREAMER STORY

#HEADBASHER TEARS

You’ve BEATEN the great Headbasher.

DO YOU LIKE IT

You PLAYED the game, thank you! (hope you liked it).

NUMBER ONE

You are the NUMBER ONE! And you gained only this achievement, happy now?

LOCK AND LOADED

You’ve completed all the upgrades (you’re almost a cyborg).

DIAMOND TROPHY

Reached 300k subscribers (seriously?).

#SODASODASODASODA

You’ve BEATEN Ms. Caffeine.

#DUCK FACE

You’ve BEATEN Selphie.

#5318008

You’ve BEATEN Triple s2 (and her cleavage)

GOLD TROPHY

Reached 100k subscribers (trophyception).

#VIRTUAL PEOPLE

You’ve BEATEN Mr. VR.

#GG

You’ve BEATEN Pentakilla.

SILVER TROPHY

Reached 10k subscribers (it’s a trophy about a trophy)

#RETROMASSACRE

You’ve BEATEN Peripheral Percy.

MOAR GAMES

Buy a new game from the gameshop (probably on sale, you cheapskate)

MATERIAL LOVE

You are loved and got all the gifts from your fans.

GET A JOB

You’ve discovered how normal people make money, HOORAY!

CAPITALISM

Bought something from the shop.

HELLO WORLD

Congratulations! You published your first video, proving you’re a functional human being.

THE ALGORITHM

You’ve uncovered the antagonist’s true identity. The Algorithm also knows you’re fat.