Paradigm

Notavirus.exe

You installed a virus in IT.

High Fidelity

You collected all the audio tapes.

Carpal Tunnel Revenue

You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.

Kvlt Grooves

You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.

Qualified IT Consultant

You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.

Keeps Me Company

You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.

Down in the Dungeon

You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)

There's No Place Like Wall

You talked to the Man in the Wall.

Oh My What Long Arms You Have

You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.

Quak Me Hard

You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.

Toast My Buns

You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.

We Don't Go There

You entered the forbidden mouse hole.

High Five Me Again, Yeah

You high fived the arm one too many times.

Succulent Space Odyseey

You bid a farewell to a space cactus.

Crowd Pleaser

You learned some sweet dance moves.

Koniec

You completed Paradigm. Dope.

F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M

You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes

Dope

You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.