Dick Wilde

Wanna See My Carp Collection?

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Gold To The Teeth!

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Epic Gold Shower!

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties

Keep 'Em Coming!

Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

I've Got The Gold Fever!

Kill all Golden Carps on a Hard difficulty level

Gotta Hit 'Em All!

Kill all Golden Carps on a Hardcore difficulty level

I Like The Golden Ones!

Kill all Golden Carps on a Normal difficulty level

The Island Is Safe, For Now...

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties

Undead + Dead = Superdead!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hardcore Difficulty

So This Is Where It Started...

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hardcore Difficulty

Electric Bow Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Electric Bow Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow

Grenade & Missile Launcher Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Grenade & Missile Launcher Master

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher

Super Turtle Buffet!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hardcore Difficulty with all weapons

There's a Tool For Everything!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hard Difficulty with all weapons

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle

They Taste Like They Expired Ages Ago!

Kill 100 Mosasaurs

That's A Whole Lot Of Feathers!

Kill 5000 Birds

Dragonfly, Dragondie!

Kill 5000 Dragonflies

It's Like A Dino Conference Out Here!

Kill 5000 Mosasaurs

They Never Seize To Catch Me By Surprise!

Kill 5000 Swordfish

I Always Preferred Herbivores!

Kill 500 Mosasaurs

Featherstorm With A Hint Of Gore!

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Not A Single One Can Escape My Sight!

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

They Just Want To Give Me A Hug You Say?

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Look! Prehistoric Gore!

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hard difficulty levels

An Express Ticket Back To Extinction!

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hardcore difficulty levels

Taste The Industrial Revolution!

Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Normal difficulty levels

Delicious Smell Of Exploded Piranhas!

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

Fireworks Of Gore Is A Welcome Sight!

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

My Sword Is Bigger Than Yours!

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

So That's What A Red Beach Looks Like!

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

I'm Sure The Pirates Appreciate My Work Here

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

The Beach Is As Calm As It Should Be!

Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Nail Gun Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Nail Gun Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Nail Guns

Nail Gun Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Nail Gun Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Wounds? Never Heard of 'Em!

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty without picking any Health crates

I Only Like Hardcore The Hardcore Way!

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty without picking any Health crates

I Prefer Shooty Blasty Things!

Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty without picking any Health crates

Have A Taste of This and That!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on Normal Difficulty with all weapons

The Guy In The Tower Must Have Enjoyed The Show!

Complete all waves in the North on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

They Said It Wouldn't Be Possible...

Complete all waves in the North on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Time To Go Ice Fishing Again!

Complete all waves in the North on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

Paintball Gun Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Paintball Gun Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns

Revolver Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Revolver Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Shotgun & Shield Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

Shotgun & Shield Master

Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

I Take Great Pride In Doing My Job!

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

These Birds Ain't Got Crap On Me!

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level

I'm Shockingly Good At This!

Kill 5000 Electric Eel

I Love The Way You Die!

Kill 5000 Hammerhead Sharks

Pool Is Closed!

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty

Nail Gun Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Nail Guns

Do I Look Like I Care?!

Complete a Hardcore difficulty level without picking any Health crates

Revolver Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Revolver Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Revolvers

Revolver Elite III

Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers

Shotgun & Shield Elite II

Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Shotgun & Shield

I'm Just Out Here Dodging Bullets!

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level

Hardcore Dancing!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level without taking damage

The Amount Of Shirts I've Had To Change...

Kill 5000 Spitter Fish

Zero Time For Bandages!

Complete a Hard difficulty level without picking any Health crates

Shotgun & Shield Elite

Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

Duck, and Cover!

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level

All of You, Get Out Of My Swamp!

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

I Get It. You Like Beaches Too...

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hard Difficulty

How Did You Get Up Here?

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hard Difficulty

My Swamp! Mine!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hardcore Difficulty

Gatorpocalypse? Nah, That Sounds Silly...

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty

Are We Done Giving Each Other Crap Yet?!

Kill all Birds on a Hardcore difficulty level

Fly, Fly, Explode And Die!

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Hardcore Insects Require Hardcore Firepower!

Kill all Dragonflies on a Hardcore difficulty level

Point And Click!

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

How's This For A Resistor!

Kill all Electric Eel on a Hardcore difficulty level

Electricity Does Not Belong Near Water!

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

I Am The Only Real Predator Here!

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty

Hardcore Piranhas? Hardcore Solutions!

Kill all Piranhas on a Hardcore difficulty level

Many Is Never Too Many For Dick!

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

There Weren't Fish Like This When I Was A Kid!

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty

I Can Dodge, You Can't!

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Impale This!

Kill all Swordfish on a Hardcore difficulty level

Handcrafted Firearms Beat Any Sword!

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty

Shotgun & Shield Completionist

Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield

Make The Swamp Great Again!

Complete all waves in the Swamp on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%

I'm Just Too Fast For Ya!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level without taking damage

Wish I Could Eat Just As Many!

Kill 5000 Piranhas

These Swords Could Use Some Sharpening!

Kill 500 Swordfish

Do You Like The Way I Move?

Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level

They Give Me Crap, But I'm Not Taking Any!

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level

Tell Your Friends! Wait...

Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Damn Annoyances To You, Mild Challenges For Me!

Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Never Heard Eel As Noisy As These!

Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North onl Normal difficulty

Happy Trigger Fingers!

Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

I Kinda Like When They Shoot Back!

Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

I Could Stand Here Forever!

Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty

Easy Peasy!

Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level without taking damage

See You Later, Dead Gator!

Kill 5000 Alligators

Do I Look Like a Baby To You?

Complete a Normal difficulty level without picking any Health crates

Cold Hearted Bastard!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Normal Difficulty

It's Time For Some Turtle Soup!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hard Difficulty

1000 Pounds Of Gator, Not An Ounce Of Brain!

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hard difficulty

I Can Give You Some Crap Too!

Kill all Birds on a Hard difficulty level

Throw A Plague Party At Me!

Kill all Dragonflies on a Hard difficulty level

Never Try Eel Steaks. Shockingly Bad Experience!

Kill all Electric Eel on a Hard difficulty level

Stay In The Water Or Become Piranha Chunks!

Kill all Piranhas on a Hard difficulty level

Not Even Close, Suckers!

Kill all Spitter Fish on a Hard difficulty level

A Lot Of Close Calls!

Kill all Swordfish on a Hard difficulty level

Begone, Beach Turtle!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Normal Difficulty

Hey Birds, Bring Your Friends Too!

Kill 500 Birds

A Hundred Sharks Went To A Bar...

Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty

Was That A Bird Singing, Or Exploding?

Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level

Hard To Hit, Easy To Hate

Kill 500 Dragonflies

Never Believed In Experimental Eeling...

Kill 500 Electric Eel

Sneaking Doesn't Work On Dick!

Kill 500 Hammerhead Sharks

Hope You Enjoyed Your Last Jump!

Kill 500 Spitter Fish

I Like Sword Fights!

Kill 100 Swordfish

It Was A Turtle All Along!

Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Normal Difficulty

These Leather Tanks Had It Coming!

Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Normal difficulty

The Birds Went Missing In Action!

Kill all Birds on a Normal difficulty level

Sharp Aimer

Kill all Dragonflies on a Normal difficulty level

They Peek, They Die!

Kill all Electric Eel on a Normal difficulty level

They Didn't Even Get Close!

Kill all Piranhas on a Normal difficulty level

Can't Be Bothered To Dodge 'Em!

Kill all Swordfish on a Normal difficulty level

Two Seconds In Air Is Enough To Die!

Kill all Spitter Fish on a Normal difficulty level

Piranha Steak Is My Favorite Dish!

Kill 500 Piranhas

These Birds Won't Be Singing Again!

Kill 100 Birds

They Are So Much Prettier In Pieces!

Kill 100 Hammerhead Sharks

Toxic But Tasty!

Kill 100 Dragonflies

I've Got A Great Eeling About This!

Kill 100 Electric Eel

Never Been Keen On Gator Wrestling...

Kill 500 Alligators

Momma Told Me Spitting Was Bad Manners!

Kill 100 Spitter Fish

Going For My Throat Won't Help You!

Kill 100 Piranhas

Gator Chunks Are The Best Chunks!

Kill 100 Alligators