Jeu
Hoarder
Collect every toy in the game, why don't ya?
32
pts
Wardrobe Wizard
Collect all Child Costumes
29
pts
Precocious Child
Discover all Child Talents
23
pts
Gambling Addiction
Use a gacha machine 20 times
22
pts
Taking Time Off
Rest those weary dad arms by leaving your Child at the daycare
20
pts
Dad Quest the Video Game
That one really meta joke where you find a copy of Dad Quest
20
pts
Quest Quixote
Complete every quest in the game
19
pts
Center of the Earth
Reach the bottom of the Gravel Pit.
18
pts
Master of Popping
Complete the Mountain City Park Balloon Popping Challenge (MCPBPC) in 20 seconds or less
17
pts
Pigeons are the Worst
Defeat the all-powerful Pigeon Wizard.
16
pts
Big Conversations
Some creatures have Dads and Grand Dads too. Seek them out.
16
pts
Deep Hole, Heavy Pockets
You've made it deep into the Gravel Pit. But how much more is there to go?
16
pts
Learned to Scare
Not as simple as you thought, eh?
14
pts
Free as a Bird
Somehow you managed to defy logic and pay off your Credit Card Debt. Maybe you can become a Good Dad after all
12
pts
The Very Best
It doesn't feel like you earned all these Dadges. Is that what being a Dad feels like?
11
pts
You are a Good Dad?
11
pts
Talk Back
They backed us, and now they are forever immortalized in video game form. Regardless of if they change outfits in real life.
11
pts
Trick and Get Treated
Get candy twice from one house.
11
pts
A Warm Embrace
11
pts
Delivery Dad
Deliver all-a tha pizza pies! Season 1 Episode 5a
10
pts
Regicide!
9
pts
Frequent Flyer
Take the Hot Air Balloon in both directions
9
pts
Take to the Skies!
Take an intimate ride in the hot air balloon
9
pts
Give em a Hand
This is oddly confusing.
8
pts
You are the Champion
8
pts
Kill 500 enemies
Did you really need to kill them all? (who's the real monster?)
7
pts
Patience...
7
pts
Money Mismanagement
5
pts
Vantage Point
Ed has a point that only he can understand.
4
pts
Legs
4
pts
Dress Up!
Change your Child's outfit in a changing booth
3
pts
Get Shot!
2
pts