Jeu
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.
83
pts
Appalling Appetite
77
pts
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
77
pts
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
63
pts
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
59
pts
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
56
pts
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
43
pts
Meet Your Maker
32
pts
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
31
pts
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
30
pts
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
29
pts
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
26
pts
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
26
pts
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
24
pts
Summer Job
22
pts
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
20
pts
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
20
pts
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
16
pts
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
14
pts
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
14
pts
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
10
pts
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
9
pts
A Better John
9
pts
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
6
pts
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
3
pts
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
3
pts
Go Right
Move to the right.
2
pts
Go Left
Move to the left.
2
pts