Magicka

The postwizard

Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.

I don't believe in Trolls

Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive

Ultra-Violence

Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.

Street smart

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.

City tour guide

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.

Khan't we all just get along?

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.

The others were dwarfed by you

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.

Just a breeze of blue cheese

Finish the chapter without any player dying.

Tenderized!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.

Being the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.

Hey, mach-arena!

Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.

Not what they signed up for

Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.

Seven day cruise

Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.

The clone wars

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.

Driven mad

Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.

Nothing but a man, who can never fail

Win 20 versus matches in a row

Banisher of horrors

Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.

I don't believe in Orcs

Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.

Don't mach such a mess

Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.

Enduring the Tide

Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.

That was a fairy fight

Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.

Handling the frustration

Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.

Wiped Out

Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.

Hurt me plenty

Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.

Breezed through

Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.

Friendship is Magicka

Find all the elven horses

Is that the wurst you can do?

Defeat the Wurstmacher.

Stuff of legends

Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.

Good Company

Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission

Too fancy for fireballs?

Complete one level using only magicks.

Sherlock Holmes

Find all secret areas in the game.

Interred with the Vampire

Finish The Other Side of the Coin

King's Quest

Find all the moose.

Lead farmer

Kill 1000 enemies using firearms

Swedish Summer Achievement

Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.

Amarth Faeg!

Defeat the third Guardian

Mission improbable

Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.

Fhtagn once more!

Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.

A Bridge too Near

Defeat the second Guardian

The Crusader Breakings

Defeat the first Guardian

I put on my robe and wizard hat

Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.

I call it a Hawking Hole

Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.

Let Me In

Enter the house of Elwenhús

From whence you came...

Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh

It's raining (beast)men

Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.

No Power = No Responsibility

Defeat Parker.

We are the champions

Survive all waves of a challenge.

Better you than me

Be invisible while one other player dies.

Bad Taste

Overkill 1000 enemies.

Ice Age

It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.

MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!

Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.

The perfect storm

All players survived a thunderstorm.

Deep Impact

Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.

I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy

Defeat Assatur.

Dragon "Slayer"

Defeat Fafnir.

101st Airborne

Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.

There can be only one

Kill MacLeod.

Don't fear the reaper

Defeat Death.

This is Magicka!

Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.

Play it again, Vlad

Defeat Vlad.

OMG! They killed Yellow!

Die with yellow robes.

I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!

Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.

Blue… No Yelloooow!

Have a hard time settling on a color.

More like the Aristocats

Defeat the Aristocrats.

88mph

Get thrown back in time by Vlad.

Finders keepers

Steal your friends equipment after he has died.

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Defeat Khan

Never cross the beams

Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.

One in a million?

Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.

Saved by the king

Defeat the Warlock and Machine.

Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong

Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.

Wingardium Leviosa

Push someone off a cliff.

There is no goat level

Defeat Jotunn.

First Blood

Kill one enemy using the M60.

It's over nine thousand!!!!

Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!

Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.

Solid Snake

Defeat Jormungandr.

"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"

Die from falling damage.

RPG much?

Complete all side quests in the game.

The Enchanter

Imbue your weapon with a spell.

Vanilla Ice

Create a spell containing only Ice.

Houdini

Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.

Let off some steam

Create a spell containing Steam.

No more trolling

Defeat Ygg.

An eye for an eye

Defeat Behold, the watcher

Cooking by the book

Cast a Magick successfully.

Basic Element

Use all basic elements at least once.

State Alchemist

Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.