Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

Hat-tality

Collected 5000 Hats during normal gameplay

Stovepipe

Get impaled by an item above 100 times during gameplay

How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People

The player has purchased and unlocked all alter-egos from the Shop

Flat Cap

Get squashed 100 times by an item above during gameplay

The Fun Never Stops

Played all mini games at least once

The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats

Saved the world

Hat-tacular

Collected 1000 Hats during normal gameplay

Calm Down Dear

Successfully calmed the wizard 50 times

Rise Of The Hat Lord

Collected enough hats to bring about the end of the world

Well-Read

The user allowed all of the text in the Story Screen Minigame to pass before catching the hat

The Sorcerer’s Annoyance

Encountered the Wizard 50 times

Fedorable

Affection meter hit maximum

No Foreplay

The user elected to violate Hatchan immediately

Hat-vancing

Collected 100 Hats during normal gameplay

Sleeping On The Job

The player has caught a hat without moving from their starting position

Identity Crisis

The player has purchased and unlocked their first alter-ego from the Shop

Wait What

Unlocked upon first play of any Hatfall mini game

Hat-equate

Collected 10 Hats during normal gameplay