Mondrian - Abstraction in Beauty

Win 100 Rounds with the Scoop and/or Tripaddle

WAAAHHHH!!!

Unlock all Gold Achievements

The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty.

Unlock all Silver Achievements

The surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life.

Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life

To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty!

Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying

When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.

Unlock all Bronze Achievements

The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.

Go the Full 20 Rounds in Arcade Mode

You're Winner!

Erase All Progress

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

Play 150 Rounds

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

Maximize the Gem Paddle

Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always.

Minimize the Gem Paddle

You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse!

Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields

I've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money.

Win 5 Challenge Rounds

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Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode

You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life.

Win 3 Challenge Rounds

My armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons!

Break 2500 Blocks

As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious.

Activate 30 Wildcards

How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?

Break 10 Blocks in a Row

FLÄSHYN

Win a Challenge Round

So, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha!

Lock the Wall 20 Times

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode

Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!

Break the Sound Barrier with the Speedball

Everything ripped apart in a New York minute.

Win a Round with the Tripaddle

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

Detonate 10 Bombs

A bomb has been planted at the base.

Break 1000 Blocks

This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles."

Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode

A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.

Play 50 Rounds

Show me your moves!

Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle

It's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer.

Get 100 Gems

Booker! Catch!

Win 2 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode

Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.

Win Five Rounds in a Row

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!

Get 50 Gems

Please insert Disk 2.

Play the Tutorial

If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.

Buy Something in the Boutique

What're you buyin'?

Win Three Rounds in a Row

Toasty!

Break 250 Blocks

The kid just rages for a while.

Play Ten Rounds

Big money, big prizes, I love it!

Get 10 Gems

Just great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket!

Win a Round

Stay a while and listen.