Jeu
Saint and Greavsie
Win 1000 games
1,000
pts
I'll Fight Any of You
Win a title with Leyton Orient
500
pts
Let's Be Having You
Win a title with Norwich
500
pts
Battle of Sheffield
Play Sheffield Reds vs Sheffield West
333
pts
Limp Biscuits
Get relegated with Reading
333
pts
Love It If We Beat Them
Beat Man Reds playing as Newcastle
333
pts
Dropkick
Beat Man Reds playing as South London Eagles
333
pts
Spit and Shine
Sign Rudi Völler and Frank Rijkaard
333
pts
Shearer
Buy a player for £15m
333
pts
Build It Up With Yellow and Blue
Win a title with Oxford
333
pts
Nice Throw Cesc
Beat Artillery FC playing as Man Reds
200
pts
Glass Act
Score a goal with your goalkeeper
200
pts
Diamond Lights
Sign Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle
200
pts
Imre Banana
Sign Imre Varadi
167
pts
Fever Pitch
Sign Michael Thomas
167
pts
Dentist's Chair
Sign Paul Gascoigne and have him score 20 goals
143
pts
Silk Purse
Get promoted to Division 3 with a Division 5 team
125
pts
Tango Man
Win a title with Blackpool
125
pts
Match of the Day
Win 500 games
111
pts
Crazy Gang Beats the Culture Club
Beat Liverpool playing as Wimbledon
100
pts
Point at the Cop
Sign John Aldridge
91
pts
Spice Boys
Sign Robbie Fowler and Jamie Redknapp
77
pts
Gazza's Nuts
Sign Vinnie Jones
77
pts
Mullet
Sign Chris Waddle
71
pts
Do You Know Who I Am?
Sign Mark Hughes
67
pts
Spaghetti Legs
Sign Bruce Grobbelaar
59
pts
Football Italia
Sign David Platt
56
pts
Millennium Bug
50
pts
Party Like It's 1999
Make it to 1999
48
pts
Do You Believe in 1998?
Make it to 1998
40
pts
Lob From the Half Way Line
Score a goal with David Beckham
38
pts
20 Year Cheer
Play 20 seasons
38
pts
Well Done, Clive
Have a player score over 50 goals
37
pts
Thumping Tubs in 1997
Make it to 1997
34
pts
Tears of a Clown
Sign Paul Gascoigne
29
pts
How Many Lions in 1996?
Make it to 1996
29
pts
This is How We Do It in 1995
Make it to 1995
24
pts
Sacked in the Morning
Get Fired from your role as manager
23
pts
Life in the Park in 1994
Make it to 1994
19
pts
Are You Gonna Go My Way in 1993?
Make it to 1993
16
pts
No Standing Allowed
Build an all seater stadium
13
pts
Stay with Me in 1992
Make it to 1992
13
pts
The Beautiful Game
Win the Division 1 cup
12
pts
Smells Like Team Spirit in 1991
Make it to 1991
10
pts
Second to None
Win the Division 2 cup
10
pts
You'll Never Win Anything With Kids
Sign a youth player to your team
9
pts
Set the World in Motion in 1990
Make it to 1990
9
pts
Read All About It
Read 100 news or media teletext articles
8
pts
Decade Delight
Play 10 seasons
7
pts
She Drives Me Crazy in 1989
Make it to 1989
7
pts
The Big Match
Win 100 games
7
pts
Big-Game Player
Win the Division 3 cup
7
pts
Quickly Kevin, Will He Score?
Miss a Penalty
7
pts
The 1988 Fairytale of New York
Make it to 1988
6
pts
Moving On Up
Win the Division 4 cup
6
pts
It's a Sin in 1987
Make it to 1987
5
pts
Keegan's Slump
Win a match 4-3
5
pts
Don't Leave Me This Way in 1986
Make it to 1986
5
pts
Into the Groove of 1985
Make it to 1985
4
pts
Pint of Red Wine
Win a league title
4
pts
High Five
Play 5 seasons
4
pts
Never Gonna Give It Up
Win a game in the last minute of the game
4
pts
Do I Not Like That!
Lose 5 games in a row
3
pts
Relax Your Way To 1984
Make it to 1984
3
pts
Karma Chameleon in 1983
Make it to 1983
3
pts
Money for Nothing
Sign a sponsorship deal
2
pts
Come On into 1982 Eileen
Make it to 1982
2
pts
The Only Way is Up
Improve your Facilities
2
pts
1981 Is a Ghost Town
Make it to 1981
2
pts
The Chesney Hawkes
Win with your one and only shot
2
pts
It's the Taking Part That Counts
First broadcasted loss
1
pts
Thanks for the Help
Complete the tutorial
1
pts
Worth It or Not
Hire a scout
1
pts
Magic Sponge
Heal a player
1
pts
Football Focus
Win one broadcasted game
1
pts
Terrific Transfer
Buy a player
1
pts
One Point
First broadcasted draw
1
pts
Training 101
Train a player
1
pts
Kick-Off
Play your first match
1
pts