Jeu
Please Stop
11
pts
This Money Isn't Real
11
pts
Don't Drive Like This in Real Life
11
pts
Maybe You Should Go Outside
11
pts
Literally Destroying the Competition
Get it? Because you've literally destroyed 75 competitor ships.
11
pts
What...
11
pts
Seriously, You're Doing This on Purpose
10
pts
Maybe This Game Isn't for You
75 wrecks, I mean...not everyone is good at these kinds of games. It's fine.
10
pts
I Guess You Went Pretty Far
10
pts
It's Time to Turn Off the Computer
10
pts
Deliverance
With one pizza, fed 5,000...
10
pts
To Infinity and Beyond
Well, maybe not infinity, but at least 500,000 space miles.
10
pts
Business is Booming
Or, rather, 25 competitor ships are booming, if you know what I mean!
10
pts
Should Have Bought Insurance
They'd probably drop you after paying 10,000 Jedits, though.
10
pts
Eject! Eject!!!
25 wrecks! Are you doing alright?
10
pts
Like Some Kind of Shark Tornado
You've spun around like a shark 1,000 times, now!
9
pts
All About the Jedits
Wow, 250,000 Jedits! Actually, with inflation, it's not as much as it sounds like.
9
pts
I'M GONNA WRECK IT
Yeah, 200 wrecks! That's how it's done!
9
pts
Reckless Endangerment
2,500 Jedits! This is going on your permanent record.
9
pts
Fender Bender
Just pay the 500 Jedits and hope they don't make a police report.
8
pts
Free Shipping
7
pts
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
One whole kilopizza delivered!
7
pts
Abandon Ship!
It's still OK! You've only wrecked 10 times.
7
pts
Did I Do That
You're not blaming me for those 75 wrecks, are you?
7
pts
Tip Top Shop
7
pts
Pizzarian Empire
7
pts
Don't Text and Drive
You owe 100 Jedits in damages!
7
pts
Rolling in Jedits
50,000 Jedits should be an adequate amount for rolling purposes.
6
pts
It's the GPS, I Swear
It's led me in circles 250 times, now.
6
pts
Competitive Advantage
You've gotten the edge on 10 competitor ships!
6
pts
Mayday!
You've wrecked 5 times. These things happen!
5
pts
Pardon Me
Hey, look, I didn't cause 25 wrecks on purpose or anything...
5
pts
Going the Distance
100,000 space miles and counting!
5
pts
Cornering the Market
Mark 5 competitor ships destroyed!
5
pts
A Jedit Earned
You've saved 10,000 Jedits! Good job!
4
pts
Special Delivery
I'll take one order of 250 pizzas, please.
4
pts
Driving in Circles
You've circled around 50 vehicles (and/or houses)!
4
pts
Oops
10 wrecks caused by me?! Sorry!
4
pts
A Jedit Saved
You've earned 2,500 Jedits! Nice work!
3
pts
Don't Try This at Home
Only professionals should shark 10 times!
3
pts
The Extra Mile
25,000 extra space miles, to be exact!
3
pts
We Deliver
You're a 50-pizza delivering machine!
3
pts
The Whole Nine Yards
More than 9 yards! You went 5,000 space miles!
2
pts