Coal LLC

I Can Almost See The Sun!

Reach the True Ending on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)

One Man Against the World

Reach the True Ending as the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode) (VERY HARD)

Tactical Nuke Incoming

Reach the True Ending as the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

I'll Show You Sparse!

Reach the True Ending on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Ahhh... Clear Skies.

Survive day 15 on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)

And my Axe!

Reach the True Ending as the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

I Can Do Anything

Reach the True Ending as the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Very Big Donkey.

Reach the True Ending as the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Beach Volleyball

Reach the True Ending as the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Source of Life.

Reach the True Ending as the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

CHOP CHOP

Survive day 15 with the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Master of All

Survive day 15 with the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Did Not Get Stuck

Survive day 15 on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)

No Wiggle Room? I'll Make Room!

Reach the True Ending on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Like little rocks raining from the sky.

Unlock the Sparse Sky Mine map

To The Moon!

Reach the True Ending on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

Survive day 15 with the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

We Should Probably Start Paying You

Reach the True Ending as the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Alone. But Profitable.

Reach the True Ending as the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Arcane Angel Of Death

Reach the True Ending as the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Carried to Victory!

Survive day 15 with the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Must Go Deeper.

Reach the True Ending on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)

With the Power of the Moon

Survive day 15 with the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

All Outta Gum

Reach the True Ending as the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

What's left?

Deposit 1 quadrillion coal in one day.

Are you proud of me yet?

Reach level 25.

Not-So-FUN-nel

Reach the True Ending on the Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Swiss Army Man

Unlock the Generalist profession

Barely any wiggle room.

Survive day 15 on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Mind the gap.

Unlock the Sparse map

No returns

Survive day 15 with the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

The Dark Spirits Guide You

Reach the True Ending as the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

RRRAAAAARAGGGAHRRGHHHHHAGHHHHHHH

Reach the True Ending as the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

The entire world, united for one cause.

Hire 7 billion employees.

Wingman

Survive day 15 with the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

More Money Than God

Earn 1 quadrillion g in one day.

Little Donkey...

Unlock the Mule profession

Dual-wield shields!

Unlock the Lumberjack profession

...do it yourself!

Survive day 15 with the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Scratching the Surface.

Survive day 15 on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Tight Squeeze

Unlock the Tight Funnel map

If it ain't broke, break it.

Unlock the Destructor profession

Fuel for the end of the world.

Deposit 1 trillion coal in one day.

The Sky's Not The Limit!

Survive day 15 on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Jack of all quests!

Complete all quests in one run.

Easy Access.

Unlock the Shallow Mine map

2% of the S&P 500

Earn 1 trillion g in one day.

RAARAGAHRRGHHAGHH

Survive day 15 with the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Alakazam!

Survive day 15 with the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Apocalypse Now

Reach the True Ending on the Standard map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Coal PLC

Hire 1,000,000 employees.

Miner at Heart

Reach level 20.

No more bouncing around.

Complete Fiona's quest.

Master of all one element.

Unlock the Waterbender profession

Why not just shoot the coal?

Survive day 15 with the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

Hilltop VIP

Complete Pippa's quest.

FUN-nel

Survive day 15 on the Funnel Map (Not in Peaceful mode)

Here comes the BOOM!

Unlock the Demolitionist profession

Coallionaire

Deposit 1 billion coal in one day.

Turn your world upside down.

Unlock the Sky Mine map

One heck of a vacuum cleaner.

Complete all of Tabatha's quests.

Talk to me, Goose.

Unlock the Maverick profession

Dang, too slow.

Fail to meet the quota when you already have enough coal in your inventory.

Rolling in it.

Earn 1 billion g in one day.

What have I done...

Reach the true ending.

Do I get a promotion?

Survive day 15 with the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

If you want something done right...

Unlock the Lone Ranger profession

Coal Enthusiast

Reach level 15.

Elemental specialist.

Survive day 15 with the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)

That's one big caravan...

Hire 1,000 employees.

Abracadabra!

Unlock the Wizard profession

Black Gold

Deposit 1 million coal in one day.

Quick Draw Certified

Unlock the Gunslinger profession

Standard Map. Not a Standard Victory.

Survive day 15 on the Standard Map.

Baby's First Million

Earn 1 million g in one day.

Novice Miner

Reach level 10.

RAAAAAARRRGHHH

Unlock the Barbarian profession

Man's Best Friend

Complete Dennis' quest.

Why's everything sideways?

Unlock the Funnel map

Can I pet your dog?

Complete Tabatha's first quest.

Well Seasoned Rookie

Make it to day 15 with any profession

I'm only starting!

Reach level 5.

Don't drink that!

Unlock the Shaman profession

Ore You Serious?

Lose your first game.

A Good Fifth Day

Complete your fifth day in Standard Mode.

Humble Beginnings

Complete your first day in any mode.

One down...

Deposit coal for the first time.

First Day of School!

Start your first day.