Into the Dark

SPACE NAZIS MUST DIE!

Force the Haunebu II flying saucer into retreat!

A spark in the dark!

Learn about the ultimate genius, Nikola Tesla.

On the wrong side of the jacquerie!

Discover why Agent Smith shall never gain access to UBERSOLDAT!

Rotten kitty, undead kitty...

little claws of fear, feasting kitty, devouring kitty, your end is near!

The Schrödinger-Fermi-Paradoxon

Find out what two of the greatest minds of mankind did to each other...

The secret of the GOLDEN HEAD

Find out what the strange voice meant.

HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED!

Meet the lunatic who designed this game.

To bones, with love.

Drink some Schnaps with a friendly skeleton.

KATJUSHA!

Sing a proper song for this beauty...

History is for p0rn!

Find a vintage adult movie.

The holy grail of nerdyness!

Re-program a C64 to get out of the office.

HENTAI - PROOF!

Survive a tentacle-rape-attack without using lube!

GAY-o! It´s OK-o!

Support the equal rights movement to get out alive!

Your gods are dead - Cthulhu is rising!

Get additional informations on the infamous NECRONOMICOM!

SCUBA MASTER

Dive in at least two levels in the game.

Radiation Penis Enlargement

It worked on Fukushima Fish, it worked on you!

Cry, Baby, Cry!

Make a little girl scream!

Cinematic!

Watch at least 2 different propaganda movies.

Yog-Sothoths Puppetmaster

Resurrect & control a fallen soldier!

All hail to Romero!

Watch "Night of the Living Dead" ingame

All mutants must die!

Fight your way through the hatching room.

My friend Irwin

Ally up with your friendly mutant neighbour!

Crimson Jihad!

Build a bomb and blow it up!

Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

...Winter for Poland and France!

Coke for ammo!

Tinker around with ice-cold cola to get more shotgun ammo.

Grab and run!

With your stealing skills, you should consider a career in Investment Banking!

Still on top of the Food Chain!

Survive the first level without getting devoured by hungry mutants.

Hammered like a boss!

Drink a bottle of "Bavarian Blinder" and enjoy the effects!

Damn you, Darwin!

Meet your first fully-grown Homo Novus.

For cash, booze and boobies!

Take the job, survive the horrible intro and start the investigations.