Universe For Sale

God of creation

You've seen things people wouldn't believe, universes created in the palm of her hand...

Home Sweet Home

You've purchased every trinket, gadget, and knick-knack for sale. Buy! Consume! Obey!

Literate

Once there was an ugly Master. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!

Star Destroyer

You've asked the computer to never tells you the odds.

Energy Saver

You've made dads everywhere proud.

Again!

Seven, eight, clean your game. Nine, ten, start over again!

Top Gun

You've felt the need -- the need for speed!

Mechanical failure

You've cranked the Windmill up to eleven.

Dead End

In all the tea houses, in all the spaceports, you've walked up to this one.

The Trimmer

Your slow blade penetrated the Podla's shields.

Cat Lover

You've Jellicly petted a Jellicle Lomri.

Strong

You’ve tasted the tea of bitter Podla Berries.

God of destruction

You wonder how many universes like this have been lost, like tears in rain.

Sweet

You've tasted the strange, spicy tea of Coyala Flowers.

Relax

You've tasted the tea of sweet Chall Bark.

Gunslinger

You made sure the robots said hello to your little friend.

Aspiring God of Creation

Mama always said life was like a box of Universes. You never know what you're gonna get.