Jeu
Abandoned By God
20
pts
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair color & type
20
pts
Stop Worrying And Love The Chair
17
pts
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
16
pts
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
12
pts
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
12
pts
Please, What Are You Doing
11
pts
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
11
pts
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
11
pts
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
10
pts
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
10
pts
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
9
pts
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
8
pts
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
7
pts
Your Fate Is Sealed
7
pts
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
7
pts
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
6
pts
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
6
pts
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
6
pts
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
5
pts
Repeat Customer
5
pts
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
5
pts
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
3
pts
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
3
pts
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
3
pts
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
2
pts
Catfished
2
pts
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
2
pts
Furniture Pervert
2
pts
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
2
pts
Fucked A Chair
1
pts